I’m still trying to figure out what’s up with Trump and all that Russia stuff. How about you?
I’m proud of the good old USA and the president should get respect. If he can make America better I say good for him. But who’s kidding who about Russia.
I even wrote Trump to find out. I wasn’t thinking he’d write back himself. He’s got people to do that stuff. I can’t imagine how many secretaries and all. One of them should be able to drop me a note don’t you think? This is what I sent out:
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States
Washington DC
Dear President Trump,
I sure admire your plan to make America great again.
The other day on the bus I heard the guys behind me making fun of you. One said you are Putin’s puppet. The other called you comrade Trump. I turned around and said, hey, you can’t talk that way about our president. They told me you’re trying to make Russia great again. I said no sir, no sir. But they gave me such dirty looks that I got off the bus at the next stop.
Walking all the rest of the way to work I got confused thinking about this. I remember when you were campaigning you said you want to get along with Putin. So we’ve got Russia and we’ve got the United States. They can’t both be the best, right? Somebody’s got to be on top and somebody’s got to be on the bottom. Did those guys on the bus have it right about you?
Thank you for your support of America. God bless.
Sincerely,
Travis V. Nordale
That should have been pretty simple to answer, huh? Who’s he trying to make great? Is it them or us? If those guys on the bus are full of it he could just say so.
But there wasn’t even one lone bozo down there in the White House who answered. I’m really ticked.